If someone Passes Out with their shoes on, They're fair Game
Shaving cream, magic markers, and a camera will be used in your humiliation.
Replace the Beer in the Fridge
If you come over and drink a beer, the next time you come over bring a six pack for the house.
If You Don't Live Here Don't Change the Music
It's our sterero, not yours.
Don't Bring Shady Friends to the House
Just because we think you're cool, dosen't necessarily mean we thing your friends are.
The Couch is an Alternative to Drunk Drivin'
By all means, if you've drank too much at our house and you're driving, crash on the couch.
Don't Abuse the Couch Privileges
Just because your crashed here once and it was cool doesn't mean you can take advantage of it.
Don't Use All the T.P.
If you really have to go do your business in our outhouse, make sure there's some shit-tickets left over for us, and please open a window or something....
This Room is not a BDSM, GOR or, Role-Play Room
So that means wear a AV with clothes, and no Cyber Sex in here!
King of the Castle
Chris is King of the Castle here. If he tells ya to do something ya better DAMN WELL DO IT.
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