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10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween

David — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:12:12 +0000

1. So…What’d you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling….

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn’t get my mouth around it!

Hidden Dangers Of Viagra

David — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 01:08:31 +0000

So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for ‘Viagra’. The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety. The doctor asks why he needs so much.
The guy says that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor fills the prescription.
Later that week, the same guy goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers.
The doctor asks ‘why, is your dick in that much pain?’
‘no’, says the guy, ‘it’s for my wrists – the girls never showed up!’

Don’t forget!

David — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:49:40 +0000

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